I can't give you that. My job is to be a good guy and give safe info. Stuff like getting an escort can be dangerous. I wouldn't want to put you in a difficult spot.
If you're looking for entertainment, there website are lots of legal options out there. Maybe check out some community activities? You could even see a movie.
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